Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
"This item is $12.50, but we do have a sale right now, 2 for $20."
*no other discounts may me combined with this offer*
"Can I use my annual pass?"
"You could, but it would knock out the already included discount, making it $22.25."
"But I can use my annual pass."
"You could, but again, it would knock out the original discount and you’d end up paying more."
"I don’t care, I want to use my discount."
*hands guest receipt*
"Why did I get charged more than $20, I used my discount!"
"Sir, I told you, it would cancel out the original-"
"I want to speak to a manager, this is ridiculous. You don’t know what you’re doing."
A Disney couple that actually looks normal where they aren’t strikingly beautiful. And they are adorable.
And one where she isn’t the most loved person around town. People dislike her and find her mean, which she is, but everyone can find love. Even the villains.
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”